Hot Fudge

“I cum with 3oz. of hot fudge.” - Luke Noel


The $hit of Winter?

“Certain music on my iPod goes with certain seasons. Dave Matthews is for like the end of summer near school, or the shit of winter.” - Luke Noel


Question to science teacher about evolution

“Hey Mr. Irvin, is it possible that a Tyrannosaurus Rex went into the ocean and eventually gained gills and things and started a new species that human have never found? We could call them ‘Sea Rex’! - Steve


After the Broncos beat the Steelers

“Woooh! I’ve got a TEBONER!” - Steve


[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Honestly, he does this when he gets mad.


“Where’s the Royal Rumble!?! Freakin pay-per view!? $50!” - Steve (Taken with instagram)

“Where’s the Royal Rumble!?! Freakin pay-per view!? $50!” - Steve (Taken with instagram)